Oh deer—here come the holiday puns! Outsmart the reigning dad joke champ in your family this Christmas by showing off your pun skills with these hoof-tasticly funny reindeer jokes. Having these funnies on hand while getting ready for your Christmas party is guaranteed to keep any stress at bay, whether it’s while baking Christmas desserts, trimming the Christmas tree, or doing some holiday decorating.

What better way to ring in holiday cheer than by reining in some good laughs? These jokes and one-liners are kid-friendly too, so every guest at your Christmas table can join in on the fun. Find out who knows where reindeer like to take their lunch break, or if anyone can guess what kind of Christmas ornaments reindeer hang from their tree!

While you can spruce up your Christmas Instagram captions with an inspirational Christmas quote or Santa joke, you can also try one of these best reindeer jokes to absolutely sleigh your followers. No matter how you plan to use these silly reindeer witticisms, we’re positive that you'll deerly love them!

Rudolph Reindeer Jokes

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• "What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?" "Rude-olph."
• "What street in France do reindeer live on?" "Rue Dolph."
• "Did Rudolph go to school?" "No he was 'elf' taught."
• "What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?" "Red Nose Day."
• "Who laughed and called Rudolph names?" "Olive, the other reindeer."

Sleigh Reindeer Jokes

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• "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?" "Nothing, it’s on the house!"
• "How can Santa’s sleigh fly through the air?" "You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer."
  
• "How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?" "About eight bucks, nine during bad weather."
• "What do reindeer want for Christmas?" "A Pony Sleigh Station."
• "Who is a reindeer’s favorite celebrity?" "Beyon-sleigh."
• "What do reindeer say before telling a joke?" "This one will sleigh you!"
• "What's the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer?" "The knight is slayin the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!"

Reindeer Jokes for Kids

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• "What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?" "Comet."
• "What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?" "Stable tennis."
• "Where do reindeer like to stop for lunch?" "Deery Queen."
• "What do reindeer say to their kids?" "I love you deerly."
• "How do you get into a reindeer’s house?" "Ring the deer-bell."
• "What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?" "Truth-or-deer."
• "What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?" "Go to a re-tail shop for a new one."
• "What kind of money do reindeer use?" "Bucks!"
• "What do reindeer use to communicate?" "The antlernet."
• "What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?" "Horn-aments."
• "What do you call a reindeer on Halloween?" "A cariBOO!"

Santa Claus Reindeer Jokes

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• "What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?" "I have no eyed deer."
• "What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?" "Looks like rein, deer!"
• "Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?" "He’s on a non-deery diet."
• "Which of Santa's reindeer has cleanest antlers?" "Comet."
• "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?" "Nothing, it's on the house."

Erin Cavoto is the Editorial Assistant at ThePioneerWoman.com, covering food, holidays, home decor, and more.

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